OMGHOLYFUCKINGSHITGEEZUSCRAPSHITZ!

bacon infused waffles.
truly magical.unfortunately, i did not come up with this. although i would have loved to take credit for this life changing invention.

my summer home

welcome

vanderbilt summer home.

'nuff said

you called me kid,
i called you tiger,
and life was good :)

everyone poops, except girls.

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(a review on the book "Everyone Poops")i can only hope this was a joke.

fairy tale creatures

soooooo one of benefits of living with two girls is that when it gets around that time of the month. things like this pop out of no where and with no warning :P
oh boy. this is what i always imagined that fairy tale creatures shat out. :D

jen: "liz put heath bars on her cake"
liz: "DON'T JUDGE ME"
me: "liz, if i were to judge you for that, i'd judge you as AWESOME."

:) i love us.