my hero.

it's just too easy.

SHOTGUN!

wow. reason enough not to vote for her [click]

dumb bitch. :P

owiee

is that how you spell owiee?
well, blog world. you will be the first to see
(other than the people who saw me walking back from the parlor to my dorm)
:)

_alex

how crayon's are made

clearly. the only thing that is important.. is that.. crayons are made by old happy people

whoa.

where did these two HUGE GAPING HOLES IN MY MOUTH COME FROM?!?!??!!!!
oh yeah, i got my top two wisdom teeth pulled out :P

why the fuck do i feel like this?
i swear.. sometimes i wish i could just blame all my shittyness on a bleeding vagina. but alas, that wasn't something i was gifted with.