ctrlz

yeahhh...

2010-03-11T12:21:00.001-08:00

i can't make up my mind :P
back to ieatgrafiks.blogspot.com i go.

blooo

2009-12-24T08:11:00.000-08:00

why're all my icons blue? haha

korb - i'll be gone

2009-12-04T06:32:00.001-08:00

I'll be gone from KORB on Vimeo.

red light concept

2009-12-04T06:22:00.000-08:00

a brilliant way to circularly show the countdown of time, making it possible to improve the flow of traffic. designed by damjan stankovic

help!

2009-12-04T06:13:00.001-08:00

i'm bored:

http://www.helpineedhelp.com/bored.html

oh providence :P

2009-12-04T05:49:00.001-08:00

ernst giselbrecht + partner

2009-12-03T13:45:00.000-08:00

iPhoneBook

2009-12-02T13:16:00.001-08:00

it's december! :D

2009-11-30T22:56:00.001-08:00

12 days and counting ;)

oi.

2009-11-18T06:25:00.001-08:00

chop cup

2009-11-01T16:08:00.000-08:00

CHOP CUP from :weareom: on Vimeo.

let it be known

2009-09-11T13:09:00.000-07:00

jen wong, my lovely roommate, is attempting to make the word "painus" popular.
it means..
pain in the anus.

so let it be known that she is the first one to have come up with that.
god.. she's such a fucking painus

:)

tee hee hee

2009-08-31T08:56:00.000-07:00

when life hands you lemons..

2009-08-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

oh georgia

2009-08-22T12:46:00.000-07:00

will i miss you?
can't seem to make up my mind.

watch out.

2009-08-20T10:49:00.000-07:00

september issue of esquire. hardcover. sex.

wish i could sing

2009-08-18T06:33:00.001-07:00

2009-08-11T18:25:00.000-07:00

illustrator:don carter
hehe, can't wait! :D

it's a shame the things parents do

2009-08-01T12:11:00.001-07:00

psssttttt lookit his name.

food porn

2009-07-28T07:29:00.001-07:00

food porn with a twist. GAH!

McDonald's Versus: Making of... from BranitVFX on Vimeo.

hehe. whoa there

2009-07-28T07:17:00.001-07:00

cheat-sheet to being fashionable

2009-07-13T19:23:00.000-07:00

royale breakfast

2009-07-12T11:22:00.000-07:00

orange juice from tropicana. pistachio cupcake from royale. :)

jamil

2009-06-30T21:10:00.000-07:00

say hi to my friend jamil ramirez. he's a model. he was in paris this past week for men's fashion week. he was the first model to come down the runway at the givenchy show. :) congrats jam.

65.000 euros.

2009-06-28T15:40:00.001-07:00

this is what i get to sell when i grow up :P

sunday brunch

2009-06-28T10:25:00.001-07:00

gottino i had the house waffle with cream and mixed fruits
john had steamed eggs with prosciutto and toast
yum. :)

teeheehee

2009-06-25T19:37:00.000-07:00

perve i am.take a closer look.she's topless. :P
apparently it was for a bath and body works advertisement. duno why she was topless for that. :P btw this is the view from my window@work.

dinner2

2009-06-12T20:18:00.000-07:00

dinner.

2009-06-11T16:35:00.000-07:00

whoa.

2009-06-10T19:15:00.000-07:00

the most badass treehouse i've ever seen.glass windows and a deck?! crazy.

OMGHOLYFUCKINGSHITGEEZUSCRAPSHITZ!

2009-05-31T17:05:00.000-07:00

bacon infused waffles.
truly magical.unfortunately, i did not come up with this. although i would have loved to take credit for this life changing invention.

my summer home

2009-05-29T22:43:00.000-07:00

welcome

vanderbilt summer home.

2009-05-29T10:51:00.000-07:00

'nuff said

2009-05-17T10:13:00.000-07:00

you called me kid,
i called you tiger,
and life was good :)

everyone poops, except girls.

2009-05-11T11:20:00.000-07:00

was this review helpful for you?
(a review on the book "Everyone Poops")i can only hope this was a joke.

fairy tale creatures

2009-05-09T21:15:00.000-07:00

soooooo one of benefits of living with two girls is that when it gets around that time of the month. things like this pop out of no where and with no warning :P
oh boy. this is what i always imagined that fairy tale creatures shat out. :D

jen: "liz put heath bars on her cake"
liz: "DON'T JUDGE ME"
me: "liz, if i were to judge you for that, i'd judge you as AWESOME."

:) i love us.

UH OH.

2009-04-16T10:37:00.000-07:00

I'M SO FUCKED.www.muji.us/store/

the stoods!

2009-04-05T13:03:00.000-07:00

this is my home away from home away from home
welcome :)

wowzers.

2009-04-02T12:22:00.001-07:00

geezus.
this is an absolutely amaZING website.
so good. soooooo so good
[click to view]

oh, and also check out razorfish.com
another stunning website.

:)

2009-03-24T10:17:00.001-07:00

cupcake fun.

2009-03-15T18:19:00.001-07:00

these pictures need no captions :P

okay this needs a caption. this is jen's gangsta face :P
liz refused to take a picture with this particular cupcake. i wonder why. instead she stole it from us and shoved it into her mouth. smart girl.

fake chinese... food.

2009-03-15T17:58:00.000-07:00

lauren song (as in sing a song) and i split a fortune cookie today. and i ripped the fortune in half before either of us could read it, this is what i gotclearly. wrong.

what us risd kids are doing.

2009-03-11T09:26:00.001-07:00

IHOP!!!!!!!!

2009-03-03T18:36:00.001-08:00

IHOP IS SO GOOD AND THEREFORE THIS POST NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUM YUM YUM EATING A BITE OF GARLIC BREAD!
LIZ:"WANT SOME?"
JEN:"YUM YUM CHOMP CHOMP BRAHGHHHH" :)
MY BACON TEMPTATION OMLETE + EXTRA BACON

yum. :) happy tummy

HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

2009-02-28T12:16:00.001-08:00

this is great
CLICK!

HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

2009-02-28T12:16:00.000-08:00

this is great
CLICK!

true dat.

2009-02-27T15:00:00.001-08:00

ironic that it was projected right in front of my dorm building :P

short, simple

2009-02-24T15:47:00.001-08:00

&to the point.[dan meth.]

i want this

2009-02-20T17:24:00.000-08:00

they've found me..

2009-02-18T07:38:00.000-08:00

apparently according to Mavis Newton, Enid Franco, Noelle Friend, Harriett Grady, and Leila Moreland my penis is too small.
awesome.wow, it just gets better and better

2009-02-16T21:58:00.000-08:00

i realized today that you don't want to see me anymore.
it made me sad

:(

mommy mommy LOOK!

2009-02-15T19:57:00.000-08:00

lookit what my friend can do :D
[sigh] so talented. i love him (john sohn)

pancakes for breakfast

2009-02-15T19:46:00.000-08:00

this is what happens when i don't have anyone to share my strawberry pancakes with. still can't believe i finished it.

and two hours later i had dinner at cuban revolution. didn't get pictures cuz i wolfed down my food too quickly - cuban sandwich and crab bisque. mmmmMMMmmmm yum yum

my first website!

2009-02-04T19:37:00.000-08:00

now i just have to actually make a website. ohhh dear.

104 degrees in 10 degree weather

2009-02-01T11:43:00.000-08:00

there's nothing that sucks more than getting sick when you're away from home. miserable, stuck in bed with no one to take care of you.

soo
flu
fever
delirious
missed out on three shifts of work
there goes 100 bucks :(
went crazy twice. once i thought my body was producing lead type (i think i've been spending too much time in the typeshop) second time i thought my body was producing mini cupcakes, with the sleeves and everything. oi.
lots and lots of water
not sleeping or more than 3 hours at a time
not eating for 48 hours
water
water
water
water
tylenol
water
water
10,000BC
theoffice
chuck
30rock
water
(i've never had to pee so much in so little time)

thank god i had great friends like jen and lauren to take care of me :)
thanks guys :)

finally got better.
and life is good :)
eating my strawberry pancakes, sippin on chocolate milk yum yum

CIRCUS ANIMALS! (collective)

2009-01-25T11:49:00.000-08:00

my childhood.

WELCOME BACON!

2009-01-17T11:14:00.001-08:00

my newest edition to my humble family
bacon, the moose :) (don't tell him he's a beanbag)
he's chillin with john jr. the rabid rabbit hehe, i love my family away from home

2 degrees

2009-01-15T10:26:00.000-08:00

i was walking to class today
facing the wind
and it was so cold i was crying

i love new england. :P

2008/2009

2008-12-31T23:57:00.000-08:00

happy new year :)
time for new year resolutions again?
1)don't procrastinate....
2)

bah, i'll finish this later.

//update//
okay, so i guess for 09 i'll attempt to publish more posts and be more interesting :P haha
me+dylan(k)+temp tattoo=fun fun fun. :)

woo hoo!

2008-12-26T09:03:00.001-08:00

back in the states!
finally. :P

i'm no longer a teenager :(

2008-12-12T09:00:00.000-08:00

happy birthday to meeee
happy birthday to meeeeee
happy birthhhhdayyyy tooooo meeeeeeeeee
happy birthday to me

...

2008-12-08T06:08:00.000-08:00

wow seriously?

OHBOY!

2008-12-07T06:03:00.000-08:00

*yawn*
-woke up
-looked outside
-!

it's december!

2008-12-01T06:35:00.001-08:00

<3

hehe

peer pressure

2008-11-30T08:48:00.000-08:00

my peers have pressured me to upload pictures of food. :P
so first lily and i made burgers
butttttt, lily will say that she made them alllllll by herself, noooooo help at all from me.
end.

and then the other night, we made breakfast at night :D
strawberry pancakes + a scramble with onions and tomatoes + potatoes

i like my strawberries :D

:) yum

2008-11-18T15:28:00.001-08:00

seared sweet bluefish and oyster bisque
love our school cafeteria sometimes

no photoshop necessary

2008-11-13T13:07:00.000-08:00

welcome the newest addition to my family :)
leica d-lux4

haha, and suddenly providence looks gorgeous :)

^no photoshop used :)

and oh yeah, as a side note. i got haircut today :P

he-man

2008-11-13T09:08:00.000-08:00

so we were sitting in my intro to psych class and learning about the schemas and gender identity of people and children. and one of our professors examples was he-man and she showed a picture of him:
dude, he totally wears a harness.
badass.

WOW.. i wish.

2008-11-13T07:02:00.001-08:00

if i were on facebook, i would tag lily :P

holy shit! ANIMORPHS!

2008-11-12T07:30:00.000-08:00

just a thought :P

don't vote.

2008-11-02T15:00:00.001-08:00

my hero.

2008-10-16T13:48:00.001-07:00

it's just too easy.

SHOTGUN!

2008-10-02T18:03:00.001-07:00

wow. reason enough not to vote for her [click]

dumb bitch. :P

2008-09-13T07:18:00.000-07:00

owiee

2008-09-03T14:32:00.001-07:00

is that how you spell owiee?
well, blog world. you will be the first to see
(other than the people who saw me walking back from the parlor to my dorm)
:)

_alex

how crayon's are made

2008-08-24T22:08:00.000-07:00

clearly. the only thing that is important.. is that.. crayons are made by old happy people

whoa.

2008-08-20T15:29:00.000-07:00

where did these two HUGE GAPING HOLES IN MY MOUTH COME FROM?!?!??!!!!
oh yeah, i got my top two wisdom teeth pulled out :P

2008-08-16T22:21:00.000-07:00

why the fuck do i feel like this?
i swear.. sometimes i wish i could just blame all my shittyness on a bleeding vagina. but alas, that wasn't something i was gifted with.

C!

2008-08-15T13:32:00.003-07:00

can you overdose on vitamin c?
cuz if you can. then i think i am one of those overdose candidates right now.

oh dear.

grin

2008-08-04T20:46:00.001-07:00

he said i was stunning :)

bwahaha! YES!

2008-07-29T16:59:00.000-07:00

finally. something of mine gets published on the notcot branches :P

textile cleaning adventure

2008-07-28T13:16:00.001-07:00

a couple weeks ago, while cleaning out the senior textiles studios. i came across this little thing..

someone please tell me that doesn't look like a little girl gnome stuck in a butt plug. please.

fucked

2008-07-28T10:14:00.001-07:00

i'm so fucked, beyond fucked.

shit.

damn squirrels [part three]

2008-07-22T06:42:00.000-07:00

I SAW THE SQUIRREL JUST NOW. OMG, I'VE TOTALLY SEEN THE CULPRIT, IT WAS TRYING TO GET INTO MY ROOM AT 9:43AM!!!!! DAMNITTTTTTT
AND I HAVE TO GO TO WORK SOON, AND JOEY'S ASLEEP!!! I hope it doesn't attack while he's unconscious!!! I TOTALLY SAW HIMMM (why do i assume the squirrel's a guy?)
damnit, now somebody get me a squirrel sketch artist so the public may learn to recognize his face.

20 pictures

2008-07-21T16:29:00.000-07:00

my friend lily in twenty pictures

i want

2008-07-21T14:22:00.001-07:00

i want.

damn squirrels [part two]

2008-07-21T14:21:00.001-07:00

so i taped up the hole. thinking that that would keep them out.
they've attacked again today. this time taking my loaf of bread and joseph's pita chips with them...

damn them..
damn them to hell..

damn squirrels

2008-07-18T14:23:00.001-07:00

a squirrel. or bird. or chipmunk.
iono.. something of that size
attacked joseph and my room the other day. it bit through the screen and attacked my bag of rice. ripping a giant hole in it. when i got back the rice was seeping out of the bag and out the window. [sigh] it was nice rice that my mom had flown over to me from georgia too. this sucks.

and now i feel like there are animal germs all over my room
gross.

2008-07-14T20:24:00.000-07:00

when i fall

i fall fucking hard.

hallo??

2008-07-13T12:16:00.000-07:00

halo.
dude, this guy, needs to be an id major when he grows up :P

2008-07-12T14:13:00.001-07:00

everyone. is pissing me off today.

end.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2008-07-11T23:53:00.001-07:00

why. do i suck at life?
i was cooking bacon at 2am. WITH THE FAN ON. but the fire alarm still went off :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

public safety came.
they asked who was cooking...
took down my name
...room number
...id number
then one fire truck came
then another
then another...
three firetrucks, because the bacon smoked a little too much.
AND I'VE TOTALLY MADE BACON IN THIS KITCHEN BEFORE. [sigh]
i hope i'm not fined for this

and the alarm went off, and everyone had to wake up and stand outside :( at 2am
i felt so bad :(

I'M SO SORRY EVERYONEEEE :(:(:(:(:(:(
i'm so embarrassed right now. i don't remember the last time i was this embarrassed about something :(
i'm sorrrryyyyyyyy :(

i'm so scared to cook there now

iphone 3g

2008-07-11T17:43:00.000-07:00

i have nothing to say.. except that..
my mom waited 8 hours standing in line to get it.

now if apple can get someone as un-tech savvy as my mom to want the iphone the DAY it comes out, then i bow down to them.

it's so hot.

2008-07-09T13:12:00.000-07:00

so here i sit
on my bed
naked
eating prosciutto.

ARGH. i'm hungry

2008-07-05T23:30:00.000-07:00

my fridge is overflowing in groceries :) it's a very beautiful sight.
there are mangoes, avocados, plums, and prosciutto. (along with many other things)

but i am sitting here, in the lobby of 15west at 2:34am working.
yes, i am working until 5am tonight. lucky me.

but i guess this is good since it finally gives me time to do a little update, which i know i haven't done in forever. but balancing three (and soon to be four) jobs ain't easy. especially when there's a hours worked limit of 40 hours a week :/

job number 1:
hall monitor
basically i have to stay up from 11am-5am and sit at one of the entrances/exits of the dorms and make sure that precollege kids aren't 1)returning after curfew or 2)escaping. so as my friend paul so nicely stated. i am like a watchdog. and even though the job may suck sometime, and really fuck up my sleep schedule. it is paying for my housing this summer, so therefore, it is totally worth the cost.

job number 2:
technician's assistant
all the major's here at risd have technicians who deal with all the, well, technical stuff in the department, so, as a textiles technician's assistant, we spent the first couple of weeks cleaning out the studios, reorganizing things, and basically just making sure everything would be clean and ready for next year. and now, we're doing more prep work. like rescreening the silkscreen tables, mixing new dyes, and cleaning out the knitting machines. it's cool because i'm learning so much about the textiles department and how everything ie: the weaving and knitting machines work AND it is the highest paying job on campus with a $8.70 hourly wage, so therefore, it is totally worth that manual labor.

job number 3:
risd store
basically, it's retail, like working at a art supply store like dick blick's or michaels. except a bajillion times better. because, everyone is cool, cuz they are a risd student, EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING PRECOLLEGE KIDS OMFGZ THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY FUCK FUCK FUCK. but that's another story for another time. and i get a 20% discount off everything. even the magazines. :) so it's totally worth it.

and possibly job number 4:
typeshop/book binding studio monitor
i had emailed suzi inquiring about whether or not she needed people to help out in the typeshop or the book binding studio abou a month ago, and she finally replies yesterday that she would love the help. so i have asked her to send me the hours and i'm gonna see if i can fit them in anywhere. because not only would the job be awesome and high paying, i would also start to network within my department.

so damn, all four jobs are important to me.
risd limits that i can only work a combined amount of hours within all my jobs of 40 hours. i wonder if they limit how many jobs i can have at one time :P this means, on pay day, i'll get 4 different paychecks. haha, nice.

lovely. just lovely.

_alex

hp touchsmart

2008-06-25T22:52:00.000-07:00

so i haven't blogged in awhile since I GOT JOBS, and now am very very busy. i promise to have a more substantial update later but.. i can't help but share this with you guys..

my first reaction:
WHATTTT THEEEEE FUCKKKKKKK
OMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I WANT.

[link]

[link]

2008-06-18T20:08:00.001-07:00

wish there was someone to come home to

religion is bullshit :X

2008-06-15T11:00:00.000-07:00

i felt like being edgy today.

Chris Appelhans

2008-06-14T12:50:00.000-07:00

My friend is now an official art collectors :P
look how cultured/rich they are! :P
my friend now owns this piece

my friend's friend now owns this piece

hehe. i have an amazing friend.

monster stork

2008-06-10T16:15:00.000-07:00

[CLICK]
oh dear god. this made me wanna get up and do something important with my life. beautiful. i'm freaking out.

ctrlz

yeahhh...

blooo

korb - i'll be gone

red light concept

help!

oh providence :P

ernst giselbrecht + partner

iPhoneBook

it's december! :D

oi.

chop cup

let it be known

tee hee hee

when life hands you lemons..

oh georgia

watch out.

wish i could sing

it's a shame the things parents do

food porn

hehe. whoa there

cheat-sheet to being fashionable

royale breakfast

jamil

65.000 euros.

sunday brunch

teeheehee

dinner2

dinner.

whoa.

OMGHOLYFUCKINGSHITGEEZUSCRAPSHITZ!

my summer home

vanderbilt summer home.

everyone poops, except girls.

fairy tale creatures

UH OH.

the stoods!

wowzers.

:)

cupcake fun.

fake chinese... food.

what us risd kids are doing.

IHOP!!!!!!!!

HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

true dat.

short, simple

i want this

they've found me..

mommy mommy LOOK!

pancakes for breakfast

my first website!

104 degrees in 10 degree weather

CIRCUS ANIMALS! (collective)

WELCOME BACON!

2 degrees

2008/2009

woo hoo!

i'm no longer a teenager :(

...

OHBOY!

it's december!

peer pressure

:) yum

no photoshop necessary

he-man

WOW.. i wish.

holy shit! ANIMORPHS!

don't vote.

my hero.

SHOTGUN!

dumb bitch. :P

owiee

how crayon's are made

whoa.

C!

*grin*

bwahaha! YES!

textile cleaning adventure

fucked

grin